Somewhere near Geneva

♔ ‘The Novantacinque is what happens when carbon fibre gets invited to Milan Fashion Week.’ You know you’ve made it when your birthday present is a one-off hypercar dressed like an Italian billionaire at Pitti Uomo. Pininfarina’s 95th anniversary Battista Novantacinque has 1,900 horsepower, weighs less than your last house extension, and hits 60 faster […]

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Brand Amnesia

♔ ‘Once it was all ‘Grace, Space and Pace’. Now it’s ‘range anxiety, app control, and a £100k price tag.’ Once the gentleman’s express for those who preferred silk over shout, Jaguar is now binning tradition like last season’s chinos. At the FT’s ‘Future of the Car’ summit, JLR revealed it’ll keep just 20% of

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Please stop, Mr Newton

♔ ‘Fangio didn’t drive the Alfetta. He tamed it. With a moustache and absolutely zero regard for personal safety.’ Before Ferrari wore red with purpose, it was still running errands for Alfa Romeo. Enter the Alfetta 158 – a tiny, twitchy supercharged monster that blew the doors off everyone, including a rookie team from Maranello.

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F1 Gossip

Canadian GPDate: Sunday, 15 June 2025Track: Circuit Gilles Villeneuve ♖ Sainz to Hamilton: ‘Brace yourself—Ferrari takes six months to master. I’ve been there, and the learning curve is brutal.’ ♖ Derek Warwick warns: Lewis Hamilton underestimated Ferrari’s challenge—after 12 years at Mercedes, he may already be eyeing retirement.’ ♖ ‘F1 drops iconic Imola for 2025.

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The Escape Plan

‘The Beast is what happens when paranoia and horsepower go on a date.’ It’s got 1,000 horsepower, pepper spray built into the bumper, and door handles that electrocute people. Meet the Rezvani Beast — a Corvette in body armour designed by someone who clearly mistrusts pedestrians, global stability, and subtlety. It’s not just fast. It’s

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