The Accountant’s Invoice

📍. ‘Every Porsche is a contradiction: practical enough for the school run, dangerous enough for Le Mans.’

From James Dean’s fatal 550 Spyder to the techno-wizardry of the 959, and the widow-maker Carrera GT to today’s Vision 357 Speedster.

Porsche has always built cars that terrify, seduce, and bankrupt in equal measure.

These are not mere cars; they are tickets into an elite club.

The question is: would you dare to drive one?

1953 – The Spark

Porsche launches the 550 Spyder. Featherweight, mid-engined, and dangerous as an untamed stallion.

James Dean famously discovered how destructive it was, sealing the Spyder’s place in the dark chapters of motoring folklore.

1964 – The Shape That Never Died

Enter 911. An eccentric layout — engine behind the rear axle — yet it becomes the most enduring sports car silhouette.

To this day, the 911 is the automotive equivalent of Savile Row tailoring: timeless, sharp, and ever so slightly smug.

1973 – The Ducktail Arrives

The Carrera RS 2.7, complete with its ducktail spoiler, becomes the driver’s 911.

Raw, raucous, and now worth more than most Chelsea townhouses.

1985 – The Technological Moonshot

The 959 rewrites what’s possible—Group B rally tech, twin turbos, and more computing power than Thatcher’s Treasury.

The super-Porsche is born.

2003 – The V10 Siren

The Carrera GT. Glorious, terrifying, utterly analogue.

The sort of car one only drives if one’s affairs are already in order.

2023 – Full Circle

Porsche unveils the Vision 357 Speedster, a futuristic echo of its first 356. A nod to heritage wrapped in carbon and volts — proof that Porsche still knows how to woo high society while whispering of the future.

📍. ‘Porsche is what happens when accountants discover speed and then invoice you for it.’